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05

Apr

Roger Ebert is dead and I feel really bad about it.

I grew up watching Siskel and Ebert.

Before I had opinions of my own, I used to watch Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert wage weekly battle over which films were worth seeing or skipping.  Their arguments couldn’t mask the deep, sometimes grudging respect they held for each other, but they could get fierce all the same.  When they agreed, when they offered both thumbs in tandem, the direction of those thumbs told me I either needed to be in that theater or needed to find something else to see.

I was finishing high school when Gene Siskel died.  Once the grieving was (largely) done, Ebert installed Richard Roeper as his new sparring partner sometime after.  It wasn’t the same.  Certainly, their camaraderie solidified over time, but that spark was missing for me.

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I didn’t really start reading Ebert’s written criticisms until the Sun-Times began posting them on their website, and then through his own sub-site.  Needless to say, we didn’t always agree.  I can’t think of anyone I know who always agreed with Ebert.  But I always marveled at the quality of his writing, and the clarity of the voice in his work.  Even if we disagreed, I always enjoyed reading him.

Maybe it’s because my own involvement was around this time, but it felt as though the early ’00s were a boom period for internet movie reviewers.  Rotten Tomatoes really started to become a thing around this time, and the Movie Review Query Engine was another place to find movie reviews on the web.  In addition to the professional critics and reviewers on newspaper, magazine and TV/radio websites, your Peter Traverses, Richard Schickels, Desson Howes and Bill Wines, you had the internet reviewers who loved to rip on B-movies, whose whole bit was writing lengthy, detailed, “witty” reviews of bad films.  Bad reviews could be entertaining; certainly Roger Ebert could stomp the hell out of a really bad or (worse) helplessly mediocre picture.

I was writing reviews around this time as well, first B-movie reviews on my own site, then new movies and DVDs for our campus paper.  There was this site, Cold Fusion Video Reviews, that I really started to follow, and for better or worse, that was my template.  (Nothing against Nathan Shumate, who is a genuinely fine writer and shepherded The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, written by Chad Denton, a fellow reviewer and terrific writer who has since become a great friend of mine.)  I wrote very long, drawn out reviews that mistook snark for wit.  To my recollection, many of us did.  

Here’s what I should have learned from Ebert:

  • Brevity is truly the soul of wit.  Get in, say what you need to say, and get out.  There is no reason you need to do a 90-minute review of the Phantom Menace.  That isn’t a review; it’s a commentary track. While there’s no set length or limit, we should endeavor to be concise, to stick to the point.
  • Ebert’s best writings balanced out sarcasm with a humane sense of wonder toward and love for film.  They possessed real wit.  Internet snark is not the equivalent of wit.  That isn’t to pronounce all internet reviewers aren’t genuinely clever or lack wit; it is to say I find the majority I’ve seen to try to hard to prove they have a voice, only to find it’s just a delivery system for putdowns and pop culture references.

Even still, no matter who got me or Chad or Nathan into writing about film, the fact that it’s even an option, that there’s a place where any of us can be taken seriously about this, we owe to Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel.  By all accounts I’ve read, Roger Ebert was a great man in person, a clever man who always tried to include people in the discussion, be they peer or fan.  Even after cancer of the salivary gland caused the loss of his ability to speak, he was as active as possible, writing reviews, blogs and books, organizing his festival, and trying to keep his beloved At the Movies on the air without sacrificing its soul.

Hearing about his death, especially considering he’d reported his cancer returned the day before, was a huge blow.  I won’t pretend that I don’t get upset over the deaths of people I’ve never met, but this was one that felt entirely justified.  Roger Ebert was one of those people who contributed to my view of the world, even if it was through disagreement. I’ll always be grateful for that, just as much as I’ll be grateful for his later legacy, not just as a writer, but as a man who turned dogged survival into vivid life, who found happiness in film, writing, rice cookers, and other little things even as his body deteriorated.  He’s already missed.

24

Feb

Yeah, it looks like an off-brand Star Wars, but Message from Space is a little deeper than that.  It’s really a sci-fi re-imagining of the epic Japanese novel Nanso Satomi Hakkenden, co-written and designed by celebrated manga-ka Shotaro Ishinomori (Cyborg 009, Kamen Rider) and directed by the departed master Kinji Fukasaku (Battles Without Honor and Humanity, Battle Royale).  It stars the late Vic Morrow, Sonny Chiba (who gets top billing despite only appearing two-thirds of the way through the movie), Hiroyuki Sanada, Etsuko Shihomi, and a bunch of other Americans no one remembers.

And yet, despite the impressive pedigree and interesting cast, it’s not a very good movie.  The acting is wildly inconsistent with the younger actors often grating, the script is hackneyed, and the effects are far less than convincing.

For all its flaws, however, I still find the movie enjoyable, even touching at times.  The story of eight disparate warriors chosen by magical glowing seeds gets the job done, leading to moments of pure elation when some characters come to accept their burden, while others are ecstatic to be called to a higher purpose.  There is a moment buried in there that really got me in the emotion parts, where a haggard old crone meets an ill, yet poignant fate.  And Vic Morrow, as hard-nosed but fair General Garuda, gives the material much more dignity than it deserves.

You might not like Message from Space.  You probably won’t.  But maybe you’re like me, and if you are, then you should give it a shot.  It’s currently on Netflix.

(Interestingly enough, Fukasaku went on to direct a slightly more faithful—in that it wasn’t sci-fi—adaptation of Nanso Satomi Hakkenden five years later, also starring Chiba and Sanada.)

16

Jan

chelseaeatin:

Please, please, please share this. A friend was beaten half-to-death last week by muggers in Philadelphia. He has not woken up from his coma yet. I know I don’t have many followers, and even less in the Philadelphia area, but if we can get the word out, maybe someone knows something and can help.

14

Jan

Justin Timberlake's back, everybody.

It’s about time!

11

Jan

Oh, Marlon Wayans, your talk of craft and artistry slays me.  I do believe this is the funniest you’ve been in years, especially when you go straight from indignation over Scary Movie 5 “getting it wrong” to a listing of almost every movie in which your bare ass has appeared.  Truly, you are a national treasure.

08

Jan

New.  Bowie.

Just this morning, David Bowie released a new single without any advance word.  Just, “Hey, it’s my birthday.  I think I’ll put out some new music.  Zooooop!”  (Okay, I’m sure David Bowie would never make a sound like “Zooooop!”  But it’s my blog, so I can dream the way I want.)  The new song is called “Where Are We Now?” and much like its video, it references the time he spent in Berlin while reflecting on his life since.  In other words, it seems a lot like what he did with the …hours album.

More importantly, it’s the first bit of new Bowie music in ten years!  And what’s more, he has a new album to follow in March!  It’s called The Next Day and it’s produced by Tony Visconti, who has produced not only his last two albums but also many of his classic ’70s albums, so more than likely, it’ll sound great.

And dammit, it’s new music from David Bowie.  I thought this day would never come, but here it is.  Praise Jesus, for Bowie is back.

Oh, and happy birthday, David Bowie!!!

03

Jan

An open letter to Hulk Hogan

I wrote this piece for Forces of Geek, expressing the disappointment I’ve had in my one-time hero for so long now.

11

Dec

thatjessigal:

Well played, Mr. Gaiman. Well played.

I needed this.

(Source: imperialdalek)

12

Nov

This morning is brought to you by The Dears, from their 2011 album Degeneration Street.  ”Thrones” is one of my favorite songs on the record, a churning, powerful anthem that reminds me just while I love the band.  If you ever the chance to see them live, I implore you to take it.  The Dears’ live show is one of the rawest, most purely emotional and downright amazing concert experiences I have had the pleasure to witness.  They’re just that great.

30

Oct

Disney + Lucasfilm = take my money, now.

By the time you read this, you will have heard the news: the Walt Disney Company has purchased Lucasfilm for a hair over $4 billion dollars, bringing the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises under the same roof as Pixar, the Muppets, and Marvel Comics.  And while most of the nerd/geek reaction you hear sounds more like this, I can only expect things to look up in a galaxy far, far away.

Coupled with the news of this transaction is Disney’s announcement that Star Wars: Episode VII is being prepared for a 2015 release, and I have to say I’m very interested in seeing what comes of this.  A year ago—even yesterday—I wouldn’t have expected to say that, but with Star Wars out of the decaying grip of its creator, George Lucas, a new movie is a far more exciting proposition.

Of course, Disney has this stigma of being too “kiddie” to some and “evil” to others.  There’s a fear that the Mouse House will water down the property to make it family friendly.  These people fail to remember that Star Wars was a family film in the first place.  With the exception of Revenge of the Sith, every Star Wars movie has carried a PG rating.  And a potential Episode VII under Disney may not return to that pattern.

If you want to see just how this might work out, look no further than Marvel Comics, which Disney bought in 2009.  Under Disney’s auspices, Marvel produced the best superhero movie since The Dark Knight (and possibly the best ever), The Avengers.  Disney has proven themselves to be hands-off as long as there is solid leadership in place.  With Lucasfilm now under an experienced hand in Kathleen Kennedy, I’ve no doubt that policy will continue.

This also means that Pixar and Industrial Light & Magic are under the same roof for the first time since 1986.  Imagine what would happen if Pixar’s gifted storytellers were given the keys the Lucas’ kingdom!  We may not have to imagine much longer!

The possibilities are endless, literally endless (Star Wars comics return to Marvel!  Star Wars characters show up in Kingdom Hearts III!  Yoda and Kermit, together at last!). but one thing seems certain: the Lucasfilm brand will have more direction now than they’ve had in years.  George Lucas was content to return to past glories, rebuffing his previous films with a deceptive digital shine while ignoring the once-beating heart beneath his fantastic tales.  Disney, on the other hand, houses a fantastic collection of storytellers that can restore dignity and wonder to his work.

The only grave concern I have is how this will affect Lucasfilm’s relationship with its fans.  One of its saving graces was its tolerance of nonprofit fan-films and other creative endeavors.  Disney has been known to be litigious before, but I would hope it recognizes that relationship has been key to the prosperity of the Lucasfilm brand.

But for the most part, I’m more excited about Star Wars than I’ve been in a long time.  The Force may still be with this old chestnut, now that we have a new hope in Disney.

16

Oct

This blog needs a good shaking up.

21

Jul

Somehow, I caught the international teaser trailer to Christopher Nolan and Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel, due out next summer.  Visually, it’s the same as the domestic teaser, though that one has a Kevin Costner voiceover, while this one features the voice of Russell Crowe as Jor-El.  What do you think?  Too dour, or perhaps a fresher, more realistic take on Superman?

I’ll have more detailed thoughts later, but I’ll say this here: I could have gone either way, but once I saw that red and blue dot soaring through the sky, I choked up.  Please, Nolan, Goyer and Snyder, don’t screw this up…

18

Jul

Drew Carey remembers when The Tonight Show really meant something.

This is a really great, revealing interview the AV Club’s Will Harris conducted with Drew Carey.  A lot of it has to do with Drew’s first Tonight Show appearance, which he remembers fondly after all these years.  (The interview itself was timed to promote  a documentary special about Johnny Carson.)  He goes into a lot of detail about how he got into comedy, and all of the factors and decisions that led not only to that fateful night on the Tonight Show stage, but also the rest of his comedy career.

I always love interviews like these that aren’t just promotional or puff pieces, but really allow you to get into a person’s head and learn how they approach their craft.  Sometimes it’s good to know that a stand-up and sitcom star like Drew Carey can burn out and crash too.  It’s even better to know how he pulled himself back up.

Sadly, his brief tenure as a WWE talent and subsequent induction into the WWE Hall of Fame aren’t covered here.  Still, if you’re a fan of Drew Carey, of comedy in general, or just love great interviews, this is one of the best I’ve read in a while.