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17

May

I get really nostalgic a lot.

This song popped into my head, and I instantly flashed back to days playing Bust-a-Groove on Playstation (there was already a Bust-a-Move in the US, so Enix changed the name to Bust-a-Groove).  Bust-a-Groove was a rhythm game, but using standard controllers—sort of like DDR before game developers realized they could actually make money getting people to get off the couch and play.  Nevertheless, it was fun, but a large part of the appeal came from the colorful cast and surprisingly catchy music.

“Natural Playboy” was arguably the best song in the game.  It was a “Staying Alive” knockoff, but with a lot more bounce.  Holy crap, we loved this song.  Every time I hear it, I flash back to a more enthusiastic time in my fandom.  I was huge into anime, and played a lot more games at the time.  Now I barely partake of either.

I think the tipping point was when I stopped going to Otakon in Baltimore.  Sure, I still hit New York Comic Con, but it isn’t the same.  I don’t even go downstairs to visit the New York Anime Festival area.  I’ve come to enjoy Western comics more in terms of quality, but the culture isn’t nearly as fun.  Now I’ve come to miss those days, my Otakon trips especially.  To me, those days really represent, to me, what it meant to be young.

20

Sep

We live in days that tax the souls of men.  These are days in which darkness floods our hearts and uncertainty drowns our spirits.  In this bleak period, we all face crucibles of immeasurable difficulty.

Now more than ever, we need to remember the immortal words of PaRappa the Rapper.

18

Sep

we are still exploiting Michael Jackson: episode #1,502

The announcement earlier this year that Ubisoft would create a new Michael Jackson video game didn’t fill me entirely with bile, but the recently debuted trailer for the game, dubbed Michael Jackson: The Experience, made me sick to my stomach.  It starts off in clever fashion, putting everyday people into Michael’s glowing Billie Jean shoes, but then…

“His music unites us”?  “His moves inspire us”?  Excuse me, but where the FUCK were you when he was alive?  This game could have been made two years ago, and you know what, it still would have sold!  Not freaky post-artist death numbers, but MJ’s music has been beloved for years, scandals or no scandals.  And now these vultures want to hop on the cart and tear off their own piece of the empire.  You know what I have to say to that?  Fuck you, Ubisoft.  Fuck you and the people in charge of MJ’s estate who sold you the license.

So I don’t think I’ll be buying Michael Jackson: The Experience.

Instead, I’ll track down a copy of Sega’s Space Channel 5 dance games, which featured MJ in a supporting role as “Space Michael.”  And I’ll remember that despite the chaos of his later years, at least Sega didn’t totally forgot Michael Jackson.